totallyfubar:

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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dont-give-a-fuck-club:

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overvhelm:

“I’ll tell you about it if I ever get it straight in my head.”

— Ernest Hemingway

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